Thomas had an eyelash on his face, I took it from his face and put it on my finger. I told Thomas to close his eyes, blow the eyelash off my finger and make a wish.

Mommy: Did you make a wish?
Thomas: Yes, I love my mommy

Mommy: Thomas, What did you learn in science class today?

Thomas: When you put the white stuff in the H2O, it moves a little bit, but when you put the vinegar with the white stuff, its explodes like a volcano

Later when Thomas tells Daddy about science class...

Daddy: Thomas what is H2O?
Thomas: Water

While watching the show Amazing Race...

Thomas hears the host on the show say "Now the contestants are in Vietnam"

Thomas says: Mommy, you were born in Vietnam !

Thomas is in the bathroom...

He is yelling from the bathroom, after a 1st unsuccessful flush

Thomas: My poop is here again

While flushing for the 2nd time

Thomas: Don't come back again, Poop

Thomas always sleeps with blue sheets and a Hokie Bird pillowcase. I had washed his sheets and pillowcase but they weren't dry in time for bedtime, so I put a green sheet on his bed and gave him a Winnie the Pooh pillowcase...

Thomas as he walks into his room and looks at his bed
"What in the World ???"

In the car as we are pulling into the driveway...

Thomas: Home Sweet Home

The Setting: Upstairs Bathroom

Thomas: I need to go potty
Mommy: Okay ( but I continue to stand there )
Thomas: I need privacy

so... I leave

Thomas: Mommy I need you
Mommy: Do you need me to help you wipe
Thomas: No, can you turn on the air?
Mommy: Why?
Thomas: Because it is stinky in here

In the car, on the way home

Thomas says: Its a green light, are you going to go person? Are we going to sit here all week?

The New York in Thomas tends to come out more in the car

Thomas: Will you read me this Hokie book?
Mommy: Why don't you read the Hokie book to me?
Thomas: I don't know how to read this book, I don't know how to read all books, I just know how to talk

Thomas when he came home from the butcher

"Mommy, I saw the man cut up a big ol' pig"

Sure sounds like Thomas is from Greensboro

Not funny but very sweet...

Thomas: Mommy, I like your hair, Its pretty.

Our Thomas was watching American Idol last night that was recorded from a few nights ago. He likes to watch the show and doesn't really say much. Last night, he was watching for about 30 mins and then this contestant came on and sang a Mariah Carey song. Without anyone saying anything to him, Thomas says ....

Thomas: I like this one

Daddy is proud and Mommy is happy that Thomas enjoys watching American Idol too.

So, Thomas' Weeklong evenings and Full Weekend Potty Training has been Super Successful. Of course he had a few accidents but had only successes today and we are SO Proud of the June. So for all his hardwork, he was rewarded with a trip to Target to get Spiderman and Handy Manny underwear, a Pablo the Backyardigan stuffed animal, new shoes, Cheetos and an Orange Icee. Can you tell I'm excited ?!

Anyway on the way home, the car in front of us wasn't turning right even though you could turn right on red and there was no on-coming traffic.

Thomas says....

Thomas: Why is that freaking person not going?

Mommy: Thomas, do you want to sit on the potty?

Thomas: No, I am not out of diapers yet. When I am out of diapers, I will wear underwear and go pee pee and poops on the potty.

- There are five diapers left.......

Before Christmas:

Thomas: We need to give Santa and Rudolph and his friends cookies and carrots so they will have energy to go to everybody's house