On the way to school in Daddy's truck:

Thomas:

Daddy, I am not bubbas
I am Juny bug when I am 1 again
and I'm not Juny bug
I can be bubbas, ok Daddy
and Ollie can be bubbas too ok?

On the way up the stairs to get changed and not happy about it :

Thomas: I will not read you the Mickey Mouse sticker book if you act like this, Mommy.

John went to Nebraska for the weekend to see the Hokies play. For some reason, Thomas thought he went somewhere else.

This morning when John went into his room after being gone for the weekend, this is the first thing that Thomas said:

"Hi Daddy, You came back from Costco"

Mommy was cleaning out her closet ( moving the summer clothes out and putting the winter clothes back in )
She warned me numerous times to not jump on the bed or the piles of clothes would fall off the bed. So, I kept on jumping on the bed and of course the clothes fell off the bed. All of mom's neat piles were now just summer clothes all over the floor.
She said in a very loud voice ( I would consider it yelling )

Mommy: Thomas, I told you a million times to be careful and not jump on the bed. Now, the clothes are all over the floor and I have to pick them all up and refold them. Why don't you listen?

I decided to leave the room and close the door behind me. I came back five minutes later and cracked the door open.

Thomas: Are you ready to be nice?

I don't just say funny things, I sing funny things too.

We realize that a three year old probably shouldn't be listening to this type of music, so no comments please....

In the car listening to one of his favorite tunes and singing along:

Here is the chorus to the song:

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)Boots with the fur (with the fur)The whole club was looking at herShe hit the floor (she hit the floor)Next thing you knowShawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, lowThem baggy sweat pantsAnd the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey)She hit the floor (she hit the floor)Next thing you knowShawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

Thomas says: Mommy, What it means the booty?

Mommy: You are so smart
Thomas: You are so smart too