Thomas: Where is God's house?
Mommy: In heaven
Thomas: Like Johnny Cash?

Thomas: Where does Aunt Lori live?
Mommy: In Virginia
Thomas: Where does Johnny Cash live?
Mommy: In Heaven
Thomas: I want to go see Johnny Cash sing

Thomas says you can use his joke if you want. Its a good one.

Saying the blessing before dinner

Bless us, Oh Lord,and these thy gifts which we are about to receive from thy bounty,through Christ, Our Lord.Amen.

Tucking Thomas in before he goes to sleep

Mommy: Thomas I love you, I love you more than anything. I love you, I love you, I love you. Do you understand how much I love you? I really, really, really love you.

Thomas: I love you too

Thomas: Mommy, do you love Emerson?

Mommy: Of course I do

Thomas: Yeah, me too

On the way to school in Daddy's truck:

Thomas:

Daddy, I am not bubbas
I am Juny bug when I am 1 again
and I'm not Juny bug
I can be bubbas, ok Daddy
and Ollie can be bubbas too ok?

On the way up the stairs to get changed and not happy about it :

Thomas: I will not read you the Mickey Mouse sticker book if you act like this, Mommy.

John went to Nebraska for the weekend to see the Hokies play. For some reason, Thomas thought he went somewhere else.

This morning when John went into his room after being gone for the weekend, this is the first thing that Thomas said:

"Hi Daddy, You came back from Costco"

Mommy was cleaning out her closet ( moving the summer clothes out and putting the winter clothes back in )
She warned me numerous times to not jump on the bed or the piles of clothes would fall off the bed. So, I kept on jumping on the bed and of course the clothes fell off the bed. All of mom's neat piles were now just summer clothes all over the floor.
She said in a very loud voice ( I would consider it yelling )

Mommy: Thomas, I told you a million times to be careful and not jump on the bed. Now, the clothes are all over the floor and I have to pick them all up and refold them. Why don't you listen?

I decided to leave the room and close the door behind me. I came back five minutes later and cracked the door open.

Thomas: Are you ready to be nice?

I don't just say funny things, I sing funny things too.

We realize that a three year old probably shouldn't be listening to this type of music, so no comments please....

In the car listening to one of his favorite tunes and singing along:

Here is the chorus to the song:

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)Boots with the fur (with the fur)The whole club was looking at herShe hit the floor (she hit the floor)Next thing you knowShawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, lowThem baggy sweat pantsAnd the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey)She hit the floor (she hit the floor)Next thing you knowShawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

Thomas says: Mommy, What it means the booty?

Mommy: You are so smart
Thomas: You are so smart too

He is not being brainwashed

Thomas says: We do not say "Go Huskers" or "Go Heels" because that will make the Hokie Bird cry

Came home from a run and went to check on Thomas before he went to bed

Mommy: Did you go pee pee on the potty, Thomas?
Thomas: No, I didn't
Mommy: Why
Thomas: Because I went pee pee on the floor
Mommy: Why didn't you go in the potty?
Thomas: Because I don't know how, I need to learn
Mommy: Okay, we will teach you
Thomas: I will learn and then I will be a big boy, don't worry Mommy
Mommy: Okay, Thomas I know you will learn

Other day in Daddy's truck on the way to school...

Thomas says: I'm a little bit freezing

After buying soccer cleats and shinguards yesterday

Mommy: Aren't you so excited about your soccer shoes and shinguards and soccer socks ?
Thomas: Yes
Mommy: And you know Grandpa and Grandma will probably come watch your games
Thomas: And Ba Ngoai and Ong Ngoai will come too
Mommy: Yes, they will come too
Thomas: Okay, I will shoot and I will score and then everyone will clap for me

In the truck ready to go somewhere:

Thomas: Mommy, can I watch a DVD?
Mommy: Yes, Thomas you can watch a DVD
Thomas: Will you watch it with me Mommy?
Mommy: No, I don't feel like watching one right now
Thomas: Why Mommy? Its not scary

Summer 2008 Olympics in China

Thomas ( watching Womens Gymnastics High Beam event on TV ) : "That is not a safe choice"

We needed a special place to remember all the wonderful and witty things that June Bug says. It would be impossible to remember them all and this blog is a way to look back and remember just what a treasure Thomas is and how cool and funny it is to hang out with him. So, check back often for some things that will probably make you laugh or at least smile.