Thomas: Even when I am in time out, I Love You

Thomas had an eyelash on his face, I took it from his face and put it on my finger. I told Thomas to close his eyes, blow the eyelash off my finger and make a wish.

Mommy: Did you make a wish?
Thomas: Yes, I love my mommy

Mommy: Thomas, What did you learn in science class today?

Thomas: When you put the white stuff in the H2O, it moves a little bit, but when you put the vinegar with the white stuff, its explodes like a volcano

Later when Thomas tells Daddy about science class...

Daddy: Thomas what is H2O?
Thomas: Water

While watching the show Amazing Race...

Thomas hears the host on the show say "Now the contestants are in Vietnam"

Thomas says: Mommy, you were born in Vietnam !

Thomas is in the bathroom...

He is yelling from the bathroom, after a 1st unsuccessful flush

Thomas: My poop is here again

While flushing for the 2nd time

Thomas: Don't come back again, Poop

Thomas always sleeps with blue sheets and a Hokie Bird pillowcase. I had washed his sheets and pillowcase but they weren't dry in time for bedtime, so I put a green sheet on his bed and gave him a Winnie the Pooh pillowcase...

Thomas as he walks into his room and looks at his bed
"What in the World ???"

In the car as we are pulling into the driveway...

Thomas: Home Sweet Home

The Setting: Upstairs Bathroom

Thomas: I need to go potty
Mommy: Okay ( but I continue to stand there )
Thomas: I need privacy

so... I leave

Thomas: Mommy I need you
Mommy: Do you need me to help you wipe
Thomas: No, can you turn on the air?
Mommy: Why?
Thomas: Because it is stinky in here

In the car, on the way home

Thomas says: Its a green light, are you going to go person? Are we going to sit here all week?

The New York in Thomas tends to come out more in the car

Thomas: Will you read me this Hokie book?
Mommy: Why don't you read the Hokie book to me?
Thomas: I don't know how to read this book, I don't know how to read all books, I just know how to talk